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Norsemen Quotes, taunts or Randumbness

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Norsemen Quotes by mantooth UO Outlands v1.3 Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later. added more quotes to amaze your friends and baffle your enemies.

Norsemen Quotes taunts or Randumbness.razor
1# This is an automated backup - check out https://outlands.uorazorscripts.com/script/16bfb207-4e60-45dc-8c04-6dff46b9daa0 for latest2# Automation by Jaseowns3## Script: Norsemen Quotes, taunts or Randumbness4## Created by: mantooth#13665#############################################6 7# Norsemen Quotes by mantooth 8# UO Outlands9# v1.310# Requested by no one ever, you can thank me later.11# added more quotes to amaze your friends and baffle your enemies.12 13clearsysmsg14 15random 1516wait 50017 18if insysmsg "Random: 9"19    say 'Its Not About The Size Of The Boat, But The Motion Of The Ocean.' 8820endif 21if insysmsg "Random: 15"22    say 'I Think My Assicle Has Fallen Asleep.' 8823endif 24if insysmsg "Random: 14"25    say 'Wheres That Miserable Slave Whos Responsible For My Fireplace? Its Freezing In Here. I Like It More Temperate.' 8826endif 27if insysmsg "Random: 13"28    say 'Nine Out Of 10 Concerns Are Completely Unfounded.' 8829endif 30if insysmsg "Random: 12"31    say 'Youre Just In Time To Be Too Late.' 8832endif 33if insysmsg "Random: 11"34    say 'Theres No Better Feeling Than Doing Backbreaking Work For Someone Else Without Pay.' 8835endif 36if insysmsg "Random: 10"37    say 'All we can do is follow the sun  since the sun always points south, we just have to trust it' 8838endif    39if insysmsg "Random: 8"40    say 'Im not a farmer. Im a warrior. And I will not be defeated by a potato' 8841endif42if insysmsg "Random: 7"43    say 'Im not saying Im better than everyone else, but I do have a better sword' 8844endif45if insysmsg "Random: 6"46    say 'Youre just in time for the human sacrifice' 8847endif48if insysmsg "Random: 5"49    say 'Im not a slave. Im a thrall. Theres a difference' 8850endif51if insysmsg "Random: 4"52    say 'I gave you strict orders not to come creeping around the shitting log, �rm' 8853endif54if insysmsg "Random: 3"55    say 'The Sea Giveth And The Sea Taketh Away. And This Time The Sea& Tooketh& My Sword' 8856endif57if insysmsg "Random: 2" 58    say 'Keep your friends close and your enemies a little bit further away' 8859endif60if insysmsg "Random: 1"61    say 'I have a curved spine. Makes me look fat' 8862endif